"Munchies" of the Selfish

Last night, I ordered from my favorite late night "munchie" spot, Pizza Hut online via my laptop. I just love the ease of surfing online and creating my order, then completing the order and waiting in anticipation.

Sounds a little wimpy I know, but the simplicity of technology is so convenient. I'm currently not driving, so I needed delivery for one, and my favorite fastfood for two. I ordered a personal pan Veggie Lover's pizza and 10 honey-barbecued crispy wings.

How about the order was more than 45 minutes late, from my projected delivery time! Also, the driver stated that they were out of personal pans so they made me a medium pizza instead. I was happy with the upgrade, but my stomach was now in knots and Cuzzo had arrived to take me out for awhile.

I looked at the wings, they looked scrumptious and they were smelling delicious. The pizza was a little cool, but it was flavorful and tasty. Cuzzo helped me finish it off and surfed the 'net' until we decided to leave.

In the meantime, my wings were in the fridge waiting to soak up some Tequila Sunrise when I returned.

My housemate, Boss, my sister, texted me and asked for 5 of my wings! Now damn! I mean, I could have said NO but I didn't. I was trying, like I always do, to be thoughtful and sharing. I texted her back yes.

I didn't think about it again until around 1pm when I started getting ready for the Carolina Panthers and Green Bay Packers game. I went to the fridge and took out my wings. I opened the box and there were only 4 wings left! I immediately asked Boss how many wings she got. She said she only got 5 like she asked for and didn't notice how many were left.

Hmmmm. Now that's suspect to me. I mean, she had to notice how many were left as she was getting her 5!!!

In my opinion, that was just DAMN IGNORANT AND SELFISH!!!! She didn't spend a damn dime on the food, and yet takes over half. If there were only 9 wings, she should have only taken 4. Let me know what you think, I'm so over it now. I know she asked for 5, but really people, common sense should have kicked in and said "Just get 4 girl!"

To me, if you contribute; you consume. Not the other way around.